Before you say anything. I have left Gary Lineker and his Walkers adverts out because you could compile an entire list based on those alone. So I’ll leave it to the others to try and compete.
10 David Beckham: Sharpie
In the Sharpie boardroom: “What about if we try Beckham?”
“He’ll never agree. He already has Adidas, Armani, Pepsi, his own clothes range, Police sunglasses… He won’t do an advert for us, uh…oh, hang on…he’s said yes.”
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9 Gareth Southgate: Pizza Hut
I assume this was just some sort of therapy for Gareth…
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8 Jose Mourinho: American Express
I think he actually tells his players to block the keeper. Maybe that’s how he’s has all that success, I mean, Terry and Carvalho took his advice.
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7 Thierry Henry: Renault Clio
Hey Bobby! What is the French for “I would never drive a Clio.”
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6 Thierry Henry: Gillette
The Gillette curse can strike at any time. Henry handed Ireland a route home, rather than to South Africa. Tiger Woods slept his way around every club, hotel and diner in America. And now we wait with baited breath for Roger Federer to get exposed as a crack-addict.
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5 The Redknapp Family: Nintendo Wii
Oh aren’t we all happy and fun, playing games with each other and pretending we all live together. Harry must be pushing for a bus pass soon, and we’re supposed to believe he can’t put his Wii control down. Hmmmm.
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4 Ian Wright & Shaun Wright-Phillips: Nintendo Wii
Nintendo obviously love pushing the family values of their products. Maybe they should play the Redknapps?
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3 Ian Wright: Chicken Tonight
In with a second appearance in the list with this shocker. Ian Wright pretending to be posh. Do posh people really eat Chicken Tonight?
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2 Jamie Redknapp: Thomas Cook
We book it. We play it. We live it. Actually you two, we hate it. A lot.
I’ll let this (potentially) modified version talk you through the finer points.
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1 Kevin Keegan: Brut
It doesn’t get more homoerotic than this. Like Top Gun and Brokeback Mountain rolled into one, King Kev (in his sex symbol days) works up a sweat, and then lathers up with boxing legend Henry Cooper.
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